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(514): View more from Quebec

What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.

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(317): View more from Indiana

if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?

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(765): View more from Indiana

soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.

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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix

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(585): View more from New York

Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going

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(415): View more from California

Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.

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