I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
