"it" just moved
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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