I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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