have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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