I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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