dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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