just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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