Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
