what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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