so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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