There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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