dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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