real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Me too!
you traded sex for a burrito?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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