just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
As shirtless as possible
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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