Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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