So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
