how do flat chested girls get laid?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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