Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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