Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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