She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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