It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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