You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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