just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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