Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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