youre lurking in front of me
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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