Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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