def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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