Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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