what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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