Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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