Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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