we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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