I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Randomize
