Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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