On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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