I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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