i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
