I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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