I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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