what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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