girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The convent might be a nice break from real life
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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