now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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