Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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