Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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