You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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