She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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