I just made out with a guy for $7.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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