Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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