I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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